Three things a bucket on your kitchen floor can't do.
THE CONCENTRATE YOU CHOOSE TONIGHT. Three formulas developed by us for this
session and nothing else: mineral salt for the evenings your legs feel full,
ginger for the days you can't get warm, and an exclusive eighteen-herb blend for
the nights when nothing hurts in particular but everything feels like too much.
Ten of each in the box.
THIRTY MINUTES, WITH A TIMER. You don't stop the bucket at ten minutes because
of your legs. You stop because nothing is telling you not to. A basin that lives
in one place, a thirty-minute timer, and the concentrate chosen before you sit
down. That structure is the difference between something you meant to do twice a
week and something you actually did.
THIRD-GENERATION IONIZATION. Earlier generations cut out when you loaded the
water with salt and tablets — more dissolved in the water than the old circuit
could carry. We had the third generation built specifically so that stops
happening. Full dose, steady from the first minute to the last. The forty-dollar
copies still cut out.